Page 2: A “Boobie” Trap
From Fox News: A 30 year old teacher from Ohio got drunk at a wedding. Ok, so what else is new? I know a lot of teachers that like to drink...A lot.
Go ahead.. make my day! (Delaware County's Sheriff's Office)
What makes this story interesting is that when the authorities came to arrest her for disorderly conduct (again, disorderly drunk teachers.. what else is new? My teacher friends are agreeing with me I am sure) she decided to take out her boob and shoot breast milk at them. "Authorities say that when they arrived she screamed profanities and proceeded to remove her right breast from her dress and spray the deputies with her breast milk." It must of worked because the cops had to call for backup. The article continues: "Additional deputies arrived and were able to remove her from the car and arrest her."
Can you imagine the scene, with the drunk teacher clutching her right breast in the parking lot screaming "Stand back -- all of you! Don't make me use this! I don't want to hurt anyone!"
Must have been some potent breast milk.
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