Page 2: Designated Passenger
Ok friends it's time for a pop-quiz. You are driving down the freeway, minding your own business, drunk as hell. Guy runs across the freeway and you hit him. He flies through your windshield and lands in your passenger seat. Do you keep driving? I guess so...
Onak the Great......dumbass
From the Houston Chronicle: "the Precinct 8 deputy noticed the driver had blood on his face. He also saw that the front windshield was shattered and partially inside the vehicle. The deputy constable then saw a body in the passenger seat, partially underneath the dashboard and with a severed leg.
Police allege Onak struck 32-year-old Fadel Steadman with his car on the Gulf Freeway in southeast Houston and kept on driving for three miles while the man's body lay in his passenger seat. Onak was later arrested and charged with felony failure to stop and render aid involving a fatality and driving while intoxicated."
How drunk was he? The article continues: "Onak told Armand he thought he had hit something while driving down the Gulf Freeway, but he was not sure"
Page 2: A “Boobie” Trap
From Fox News: A 30 year old teacher from Ohio got drunk at a wedding. Ok, so what else is new? I know a lot of teachers that like to drink...A lot.
Go ahead.. make my day! (Delaware County's Sheriff's Office)
What makes this story interesting is that when the authorities came to arrest her for disorderly conduct (again, disorderly drunk teachers.. what else is new? My teacher friends are agreeing with me I am sure) she decided to take out her boob and shoot breast milk at them. "Authorities say that when they arrived she screamed profanities and proceeded to remove her right breast from her dress and spray the deputies with her breast milk." It must of worked because the cops had to call for backup. The article continues: "Additional deputies arrived and were able to remove her from the car and arrest her."
Can you imagine the scene, with the drunk teacher clutching her right breast in the parking lot screaming "Stand back -- all of you! Don't make me use this! I don't want to hurt anyone!"
Must have been some potent breast milk.
Page 2: Suspicious Package? It “Depends”…
"Page 2" is a new segment of my blog devoted to those news articles that you may have missed, buried on page 2 of newspapers and websites...
From CNN: A 95-year old elderly woman was subjected to a pat-down by the TSA at a Florida Airport. During the pat down, "TSA agent came out and told her that her mother's Depend undergarment was "wet and it was firm, and they couldn't check it thoroughly." The mother and daughter left to find a bathroom, at the TSA officer's request, to take off the adult diaper."
Lena Reppert and her daughter Jean Weber (Fox News)
Sure, we can all get upset that this 95 year old lady had to go through this. And, yes, it was probably a bit extreme. However, I applaud the TSA for doing their job thoroughly. I mean, really, why would anyone WANT to check an adult diaper, described as "wet" and "firm", of a 95 year old woman?
I wouldn't!
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