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More Rear End Wisdom..

I am sure wherever Jaime D is right now, he/she is looking down and smiling at the shoe polished memorial on the back of this 1995 Chevy Blazer...

RIP Jaime D!

Straight from the heart.

Rear-End Wisdom

I spend about 2 hours a day commuting to and from my day job.  One thing that I find amusing as I pass the time while listening to the newest downloads on my I-Touch are what people put on the backs of their automobiles.  If you pay attention to it, it says a lot about the driver of the vehicle.  Sometimes it really brings clarity to the fact that the guy driving the car in front of you is an ignorant ass.  Here is an example from a car I took a picture of yesterday on the way home:

Confused in a red Nissan

I have taken the liberty to highlight in yellow the items that jumped out at me.  First, we have the proudly displayed "Obama" sticker over the cyclops brake light.  When he put that on there, he had to be thinking "Every time I push the brake, I honor Obama by making his name light up in red!"  Eh, I mean, to me having it flash in red is a psycological warning that says "Stop", so really he is saying "Stop Obama" every time he hits the brake.  Makes sense, right?

Next we look at the Darwin in the Fish auto emblem proudly displayed on the right rear.  Think about this for a minute - this guy at some point in his life decided that he believed in Darwinism, spent $20 on a auto ornament that clearly mocks Christianity with the fish reference, and then took the time to stick it to the back of his car.  So for $20 and about 5 minutes of his time he proclaims his ignorance with regards to Darwinism and mocks every Christian that pulls up behind him.  Nice job, fella.

Lastly, we have the faded, cheap "peace" symbol on the left rear side of the trunk.  I am thinking that was an afterthought because the Obama and Darwin thing pisses so many people off maybe the peace sign is for balance.  I dunno.

What did I do?  I pulled around and flipped him off.  Damn hippy.

Feel free to get out that cell phone camera and send me pictures of the people you are following.

-TxBubba